Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat i ran a mile..around her
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she walked around a circle looking for the corner!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo mama so stupid she sold the house to pay the mortgage.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to steal a free sample.
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