Zoolander.

Okay so I may be one of the last peoples to think Zoolander is the most awesomnest, hilarious, pointless though full of meaning movie ever! The 2001 hit flick known for its whack sense of fashion, not to mention the most prestigous celebrities from Will Ferrell to Donald Trump to Paris Hilton to Gwen Stefani to Lil' Kim to Billy Zane to Victoria Beckham to David Bowie and the list goes on to infinity. Heck, these celebrities appearing for a span of 2 seconds at least or saying one line simple as "Hi" makes me wonder the big bucks these people earned shooting the movie. And funniest crack up of all was that it was DIRECTED by Ben Stiller. No wonder.But nevertheless, kudos to the spontaniety and absurd humour thats got me repeating it here on.

Derek Zoolander: Or are you here to tell me what a bad eugoogoolizer I am?

Matilda: A what?
Derek Zoolander: A eugoogoolizer... one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?

Derek Zoolander: Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

Matilda: I became...

Hansel: What?

Matilda: Bulimic.

Derek Zoolander: You can read minds?

Derek Zoolander: Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking "Wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career."
Matilda: Do what for a career?

Derek Zoolander: Be professionally good looking.

Derek Zoolander: Uhh Earth to Matilda, I was at a day spa. Day, D-A-I-Y-E. Okay?

Derek Zoolander: So join now, Cause at the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than just being really, really, really good looking. Right kids?

And now an addition to my aim in life is the master the "Zoolander face"